*intro*
hello blazers NFKRZ here
how you guys doing today and welcome to a brand new video
and as you guys might have guessed
from the past few videos and this video today
the purple NFKRZ,err, my split personality that you guys are aware of
who have been watching my channel for a while now
is back because well my light just fucking refuses to work it's BEING A PIECE OF SHIT
look i'm turning on my light *click*
it's not going to turn on, okay, it's gonna keep flashing, i'm gonna be sitting here for like fucking 30 minutes
it's not going to turn on so it's just not working, so
purple NFKRZ is back
hello everybody nice to see you again
Anyways guys, today i wanna talk about something i saw on the internet recently
on youtube specifically that was pretty fucking interesting to me
and of course this one is provided to us by youtube recommended
of course youtube recommended, everybody fucking loves it
sometimes you're just sitting on youtube looking for a perfect video topic
to make and just fucking just, woo!
in my recommendations the video that is just perfect
to make a video on, like, well fucking thank you youtube
cunts
maybe now you can start recommending my videos as well
that would be probably be a nice, a nice, fair game
on both of our parts
Anyways, the topic we're gonna be talking about today
i'm not gonna necessarily call it cancer
or roast the people who make this type of videos
because it's actually pretty fucking funny and pretty entertaining
and all i really wanna just do here is
i don't know, just check out the new trending content and see what the kids are up to nowadays
it's gonna be alot of fun
So anyway guys i was browsing Youtube recently guys and i think i found the son of McJuggerNuggets
and if you guys don't know who McJuggerNuggets is
he's the guy who basically made an entire Youtube career and a channel with over 3 million subscribers
by basically acting like being "physco nerd kid" or whatever
and having sort of quarrels with his dad and they destroy a ton of shit
*insert retarded scream*
*more retarded pig screams*
pretty entertaining content
fake as fuck though
but that's what it's supposed to be, it's supposed to be sort of a "internet series" or whatever
now guys, i'm gonna be honest, i'm not the guy with the biggest fucking "McJuggerNuts" lore knowledge in the world, so
i've seen a few videos, of course, and they're pretty entertaining,
however alot of videos on "McJuggerNuts" channel actually make me believe
that he is actually *Cypress Hill - Insane In The Brain* insane in the membrane, INSANE IN THE BRAIN!, insane in the membrane
so, right I don't wanna insult anybody here and if you like McJuggerNuggets, that's cool
because yes, some of his videos can be pretty entertaining
and of course they bring in alot of views because a nerd
screaming at his video games, being destroyed,
is ALWAYS fucking hilarious
we're all gamers at heart and we know the struggle
I mean there was this one time when I was doing pretty bad in school
when I was like in 8th grade
so basically what my mum did was that she took away all my pc game discs
put them in a bag and took them away somewhere, you know, some shit like fucking Call of Duty: Black Ops
or whatever, of course she didn't know what Steam was at that time
and I could actually play every single game that I had just digitally, err
so, why am I talking about McJuggerNuggets? The thing is that recently I have been browsing youtube
and I found his fucking son, or some shit, I don't know what this is
but, here's for example a video from a channel called "RageAttack"
which is called "Physco Kid wrecks Xbox"
Let's check it out
"Tyler's mom just bought him a brand new Xbox One
so we have his original Xbox here
so what he was trying to do is he was trying to sell it, like
on eBay, I think, he finally found someone to buy it, so he hasn't shipped it out yet, so we snuck into his house and bought it
well, not bought. took it, right, so
we're gonna, I'm gonna text him and he's gonna come out and I'm gonna start smashing it"
Fuck's sake, what is this kid, is this kid fucking Hitler?
I mean Jesus Christ this guy is fucking evil
you know guys Suicide Squad was not like the best movie
and Jared Leto in the role of Joker was actually kinda cringy
well this kid right here, DC, you could actually hire this kid to be the next fucking joker
because this guy, he's the face of evil
NO
OHH
"Why'd you hit my Xbox!"
"Why'd you throw my computer?"
*NFKRZ type scream*
NOOO
*6 year old moan*
Yes guys, this is what happens when kids watch too much Youtube
and try to be excatly like their favourite youtubers
because this is just McJuggerNuggets fucking junior right here
this is insane!
of course I'm not gonna roast the kids because it's obvious that they're having a bit of fun in their life, okay
when i was a kid I shot dumbass videos as well right
*12 year old NFKRZ laughing for no concievable reason*
HAHAHHAUHUHAUHA
you know guys I'm not Ricegum, I'm not gonna roast the kids
for having a bit of fun and shooting a video for Youtube,
especially if they're getting views and getting into recommended, so, they're doing great out there
but I just wanna say how fucking hilarious it is because
there's a kid somewhere in America who's trying to be excatly like McJuggerNuggets
I mean if this continues we're gonna get some fucking ridiculous kids out there on Youtube
for example there's gonna be a kid who's a very, very big fan of of Sam Pepper,
who is gonna be going around a public school,
grabbing them little girls asses
with no permission
there's gonna be kids making cakes out of their own vomit and hair and shit
maybe somewhere in this scape of Youtube there's a kid who trys to be me
you know, he's gaining a little bit of weight (only a little?)
right now, he's,err, pouring oil on his face so he gets more greasy
and then he says "ELLO BLAZERS NFKRZ 'ERE"
we might get a kid who's going to be a FouseyTube fan so, you know they're going to be like FouseyTube
he's just going to be a fucking peice of dog shit person
there might be a kid who's a very big fan of KwebbelKop so he's gonna celebrate his dad's death
with rock music
I mean you just never fucking know nowadays
the influence on kids is pretty scary
"GET AWAY FROM MY XBOX!
GET OFF OF ME
GIVE ME MY DAMN XBOX
STAY AWAY FROM MY XBOX!"
I love the fucking intense Micheal Bay action over there
he tries to take the bat away from the guy and the guy just kinda gives him it
and this is like the intense fucking fight scene
err, it's pretty fucking cool guys keep it up
*BANG, FUCKING CRASH NIGGA*
*REHogiuJBRW;Orwihj*
This video is just fucking incredible guys, honestly as I've said I'm not going to roast the kids who made this video
because it's fucking hilarious
because the guy, he's getting his Xbox destroyed
he wants to sell his Xbox, yet, the way he's fighting
his Xbox being destroyed, he destroys the fucking Xbox
and countinues to destroy it
and helps to destroy it
I mean this is just genius guys, now what you guys need is an abusive father who will actually help you destroy the Xbox
you know, just like McJuggerNuggets
"I think i may have messed up
YOU'RE JUST BREAKING IT MORE
*CLING CLONG*
At this point in the video guys I think where the fuck is the part
where err, the shop assistant comes out of the store or something
or you know that building there next to and says "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU CUNTS!"
that never happens in the video unfortunatley
might have been a very entertaining moment
and actually the shop assistant might of helped him to destroy the Xbox properly
but I mean guys, this kid he's fucking got it, he'll grow up to be the next McJuggerNuggets
he's got this shit on deck
i mean the only thing I'd probably roast this guy for is
that destroying the original Xbox
which is actually pretty good, okay
honestly i would really not mind if they destroyed a PS4 or Xbox One
because face it, okay, on the Xbox 1 you can play such classics as Need for Speed: Undrground, Need for Speed: Underground 2
Need for Speed: Most Wanted, Need for Speed: Carbon
what can you play on Xbox One? Need for Speed 2015 and Need for Speed: Rivals
yeah right
Xbox 1 is better than Xbox One
I usally really hate the type of people who comment on destruction channels
saying shit like "Why did you just destroy this new Iphone 7 that cost you 500 dollars and you got 9 million views on this video which got you 10 thousand dollars
you better have given it to me dude!
I would of had such better use for this phone you just destroyed! I'M FUCKING GAY!"
I usally hate this type of people however on this occasion I would say "Kids, take my fucking PS4 and destroy it and give me the Xbox
because I want it, alright, i would of had better use for this system"
and well at the end the kids just go fucking ape shit
and he starts throwing shit at the camera
almost destroys the camera and starts dragging Xbox around like a fucking madman
it's pretty entertaining but i do feel bad for that Xbox man
*BLOT BLAT*
yeah that's right guys, this kid also destroys Samsung phones as well
looks like TechRax has a fucking competetor
the next point for the physco kid is to fill up a fucking swimming pool with Coca-Cola or whatever, you know
to grow on Youtube like your boy TechRax
but yeah that's some incredible content you guys are missing out on
for example it's actually a whole niche of videos on Youtube which i didn't know about
for example there's another channel on Youtube which is called CrizRaging which almost 100 k subscribers actually
which this video for example is called "Psycho kid rages at Overwatch"
and it's 13 minutes long and has what, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 advertisements on there
you guys will say "NFKRZ, you're sucking a dick, you have like 4 ad's on your videos"
WELL I DON'T HAVE 11 DO I? I DON'T
I mean guys i understand kids wanna buy, err, icecream and, err, Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare supply drops or whatever
but 11 advertisements on a 13 minute video dude, that's even, that's even lower than Pyrocynical 2015
alright guys I was wrong, the previous guy who was destroying a Xbox is alot better,
because this guy is just laying around in his bed being a fat peice of shit
It's not even a rage, it's just being a fat cunt
you know i can upload a video of myself laying in a pile of my own shit and how many views would that get? I don't know
I like how the description of this video literally says "Please blow up my channel is dying"
Hell yeah, that's a nice one, i think i should put that as a description to every future video
because fucking hell that's some honesty right there
But yeah guys, these kids on Youtube certainly must not be stopped as it's always entertaining to watch
a kid with very, very bad acting run around destroying some tech
err, even though i feel very, very sad in the heart that this kid is destroying a Xbox
I mean he's also destroyed a PC in some other video
although it feels really, really bad, however it was pretty entertaining, since now we don't have McJuggerNuggets anymore, i mean
I think McJuggerNuggets stopped making videos, you know with the pyscho kid or whatever
you know when i watch McJuggerNuggets i genuinley get the idea that the guy is actually fucking sick in the head
with this kid i don't, i genuinley want to believe that he's a nice kid off camera
on camera he's just a bit insane
but you never know about youtubers nowadays
You know guys im overweight on camera, however when i turn this shit off i might just be turning into a guy with a six pack and huge muscles
you never know this shit, you never know
But yeah guys that's pretty much all I want to say in this video,
if you did enjoy make sure to slap the mofuckin' like button, i guess I'm going to start up my own
series on my channel which is going to be called "Pyscho Russian Destroys Shit"
Next episode is going to be "Pyscho Russian Destroys a ?????" Anyway guys that sums up for this video today, hopefully you did enjoy
just a real quick video I wanted to make, I got some new stuff coming up in the future, like
i got some, like, music videos and shit in production currently
so, keep an eye out for that, so yeah guys,
trying to get by, college is very, very fucking hard right now, so I will still try to pump out videos pretty regulary for you guys,
thank you for all the recent support, actually my videos have been doing pretty good recently,
and I'm actually pretty happy and motivated to continue so thank you guys for all the likes and the, Views, OF COURSE
but yeah I'm actually very, very motivated to keep pushing youtube because I can actually see some growth happening
And also now I'm trying to stream quite more often so I'm gonna do that as well, also keep an eye out for that subscribe to my twitch and everything
But yeah guys this is pretty much it for the video today, Hope you enjoyed make sure to slap that mofuckin' like button and thank you for all the support recently and i will see you guys in the next video
Peeeaaaccceeee *dab*
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